PPL

[Verse 1]
Please stand for the Pledge of Allegiance
It's just the beginning, a new day is rising
Documentary directors follow me around
And I'm wiggling, I'm wiggling, I'm wiggling
Please rise and remove your hats and jackets
And wallets
And stop flirting with the interns in the breakroom
In the breakroom, in the breakroom of life

[Chorus]
People definitely let you down
I'm people, I will let you down, let you down
Congratulations
People definitely let you down
I'm people, and I will let you down, let you down
Congratulations

[Verse 2]
Please find your seats with your drinks and your programs
The opposite of everyday is opposite day
And opposite day is just Christmas, for opposites
Christmas for opposites
Please silence your devices, and refrain
From taking a journey of self-discovery
We are going somewhere uncomfortable
And having an uncomfortable time
Uncomfortably, but just in time

[Chorus]
People definitely let you down
I'm people, I will let you down, let you down
Congratulations
People definitely let you down
I'm people, and I will let you down, let you down
Congratulations
People definitely let you down
I'm people, I will let you down, let you down
Congratulations
People definitely let you down
I'm people, I will let you down, let you down
Congratulations