Pot Song

[Verse 1]
I smoke a lot of pot, man
It help me to keep sane
I sometimes have a shot of
Cocaine

Just a little puff
Helps me to unwind
And when I′ve had enough
Oh, I really blow my mind (Ooh!)

Ring a ring of roses
A pocket full of pot
Hash and cannabis resin
I've smoked the lot

[Interjection (spoken)]
Now a lot of people ask me
Why I smoke the stuff
The marijuana or
Old bed socks (as it′s sometimes called)

But the fact is, man
I'll smoke anything

[Verse 2]
Hash-a-bye, my baby
High on the tree top
When the wind blows your mind
You'll be safe on pot!

[Interjection (spoken)]
One thing it′s done for me, though, I must say
It has broadеned my perceptural horizons
I mеan—

[laughter and applause]

[Interjection (spoken)]
I mean that—that hole in the ceiling that lets the rain in
Used to be just a hole
But now it′s a whole scene, man!
You know, it's way out and groovy and
Still lets the bloody rain in

[Verse 2, continued]
My vision is amazing
I can make things fit
People see me gazing
And say I′m a stupid twit!

But, I'm thankful to The Times
For helping our campaign
To legalize cannabis
And help me to keep sane