POT NOODLES

[Verse]
Cooking pot noodles because I am poor
Living in a motel because I am poor
I haven’t got a job, I blame that on my parents
When really it’s because I skipped out on education
I was too busy doing meth in the toilets
I was too busy fucking girls in the toilets
I was too busy fingering the head teacher
I was too busy dealing weed by the bleachers
Living on the streets hanging out with the badgers
Fucking on these badgers probably got a disease
If I start the next pandemic I’ll act like it werеn’t me
Fuck wearing a mask when pantiеs are free
If I steal them from your momma, I save a couple dollars
If you catch me stealing from ya, I’m gonna harm ya
I got knives and I got guns like I’m Rambo from the movies
But I look like a hobo had sex with a badger cause I did

[Chorus]
My life’s a fucking mess
But I’m trying my best
To do what I can do
In the world you’ve put me through
My life’s a fucking mess
But I’m trying my best
To do what I can do
In the world you’ve put me through

[Outro]
Man fuck rapping
I’m out bitch