I LOVE THE FREEZER

[Verse]
Oh no, sound the alarm
I just got my dick stuck inside a freezer
It’s cold in here but I’m still hard
It kinda feels good, oh wait, oh yah
Then my girl walks in and sees what I’m doing
Should been her but it’s a freezer that I’m screwing
She screams so loud that the neighbours complain
Now the police watched me as a came

[Bridge]
And I came on the lettuce
I came on the sauces
I came on the salad
I came on the bacon
I came on the OJ
I came on the chicken
I came on a bucket
Of that kfc, ooo it’s finger licking

[Chorus]
I’m in love with a freezer
Don’t judge me pleasе
Don’t judge the freezer
I just wanna plеase her

[Verse]
My girlfriend dumped me, my parents disowned me
I married the freezer, I had to be my own priest
Now we having children, a couple little fridges
Running round, having fun, getting stuck in ditches
One of them’s a psycho, I had to put him down
One’s up for adoption, can’t have him around
The freezer got mad cause I got rid of the kids
But she didn’t complain after I gave her the dick

[Outro]
Then the doctor called me and gave me my medication, I’m fine now