Postal

[Intro: Jim Breuer as Brian]
Don't worry. Don't worry. I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do! Flip out man!

[Verse 1: Donnie Menace]
Today is not my day
And it won't be yours if you do not get up out my way
All I wanna do is stay the fuck away from everyone
You do not want to die then get up out my face
I'm on one right now like always
Only difference is the level top notch insane
My inherent ability's lower than it's ever been
Snoop around and you'll get beats, no Dr. Dre
No apologies for anything I do
Because everything I do only happen cuz of you
If you didn't act stupid like everything was cool
Bet you wouldn't be stabbed with your neck up in a noose
Niggas are pissing me off everywhere that I go and I'm trying my hardest to be cool
But once they keep reaching my limit
My limit is reaching, now all of my thoughts are just evil (People! People!)
I cannot fucking stand 'em
I'm borderline happy that they could defeat cancer
Have you ever meet a bitch as stupid as sin
But girlie I'm gonna kidnap her, tie her up, and stab her
Every time I go online I'm mad as fuck
Because the idiocracy is so sad it sucks
I try my hardest to laugh it though
But I'd rather kill 'em cause natural selection ain't fast enough
Fake thugs and bitch nuts can suck a big cock
I don't give a fuck about what you pricks got
Reality stars will run their wristwatch
Cut out the heart and rap to the beat, this love and hip hop
Call it a temper or call it whatever
I'm wiping out everything pissing me off
Anything that is breathing I see is a heathen
I'm murking 'til every last city is gone

[Chorus: Donnie Menace]
Don't think you know me 'cuz I'm someone that you don't know
Skitzo, psycho, maniacal, I'm loco
Mercy for you idiots is something that I won't show
Put you in a box and send you off, I'm going postal
What? I'm going postal!
What? I'm going postal!
Put you in a box and send you off, I'm going postal
What? I'm going postal!
What? I'm going postal!
Put you in a box and send you off, I'm going postal

[Verse 2: Claas]
Yo! Put 'em in a box and send it first class (Yeah)
Stick 'em in the ground and give 'em dirt naps (Yeah)
Hit 'em with that riding in a hearse rap
If you niggas beat conviction the minute I get my thirst back
Turn black, hit 'em with vicious submissions so you know the devil is here (Yeah)
Once I appear give us a mission so fuck all the living get ready for fear
Ready for real? Nah!
You are not ready to go meet the maker today
Put 'em in graves or off in the river and laugh at 'em as they go sailing away (Haha)
You are now headed for war, I'm 'bout to even the score
Why are you starting this for? I've been ignored
Well, fuck it, you're out on the floor
Scream you don't want anymore
I am not sure, think that I need to explore
By the way that your head will pop off if I go swing a shovel
And watch as I'm screaming out for
Think that you're dead to me nigga
Show some respect or you'll fly away like a bird man
And I am not joking so poking the fire will get your ass burned hands
The menacing barrel, attractions survive an attack are not hopeful
And I got a stamp for that ass so fuck 'em all watch me go postal

[Verse 3: Sicnoizednice]
Yeah! Call 'em out and we size 'em up
We off the leash and we came to snuff
That sick noise coming at 'em from another atmosphere
Bash 'em in the head, yeah, I bet that we're sounding clear
Got to keep it moving cuz we don't supply the same dope
Tag fifty rappers for a play bring you no hope
I try to be so patient with these rappers but I lose it
That be surrounded in the game with niggas so stupid
Cupid, shoot the wrong niggas that abuse it
Facebook they feels, cause they feeling so useless
What the fuck they do, start posting like a female
They even got backup for the pussy with a broad (Kill 'em)
Except we just kill shit hit 'em up with the sawed off
Treat swag rappers like a Jew in a holocaust
Rappers keep lying about money, about popularity
They only black card they had was cards humanity
Middle fingers up yelling Sick Gang
Raw boy, Donnie Menace we extort lames
And these niggas keep hating but can't maintain
That we keep their head knocking like migraines
Yo rappers keep crying about drama and any who fucking with us I don't really see pity
My city is gritty but Sumner is plenty
These others just pose with a psycho and think
Get the fuck up out my face
If the shoe fits make sure it's laced
We chop the arms put them in the box
Coming two time that's a equinox
We murder everything that we touch you got no hope
Everything is funny 'til the blade is in they throat
Larynx leakin' down your chest with a stabbed throat
Ship you in a box, bitch I'll make you go postal

[Chorus: Donnie Menace]
Don't think you know me 'cuz I'm someone that you don't know
Skitzo, psycho, maniacal, I'm loco
Mercy for you idiots is something that I won't show
Put you in a box and send you off, I'm going postal
What? I'm going postal!
What? I'm going postal!
Put you in a box and send you off, I'm going postal
What? I'm going postal!
What? I'm going postal!
Put you in a box and send you off, I'm going postal

[Verse 4: White Cheddar]
Don't want to talk to you, don't want to look at you
If you knew what was good for you
Then you wouldn't grill me with that crooked view
Talk about that shit that you wouldn't do
I'm not in the mood, I haven't slept
I'm exhausted, I feel fucking half-possessed
I ain't smoked today, I'm mad distressed
Fuck all lives matter, yours matters less
Yo what drives a motherfucker to tempt me?
Why does someone always got something against me?
You don't want to get caught up in a frenzy
Run it, no one I run with is friendly
I'm from the Brass City, brass balls and brass nuts
Fuck around, get more than slapped up
Organs mashed up, targets snatched up
Some people have all the bad luck
Fuck people, I hate them all
Fuck rising up, I'ma make 'em fall
Step up and you're gonna defecate your draws
You picked a bad day to try breaking balls
I swear to you God that I'm not gonna have it
Leave it alone or get dropped like a habit
Tossed head first into oncoming traffic
Smack your wife cuz I sock it to ratchets
Fuck you, fuck your wife
Fuck your family, fuck 'em twice
Fuck what you love, fuck what you like
Fuck everything about you, fuck your life
Do you wanna get duffed? Do you wanna get snuffed?
Do you wanna get run up on, jumped and get stuffed?
Do you want to be smothered in blood from the consequence?
Huffin' and puffin' then shut the fuck up

[Chorus: Donnie Menace]
Don't think you know me 'cuz I'm someone that you don't know
Skitzo, psycho, maniacal, I'm loco
Mercy for you idiots is something that I won't show
Put you in a box and send you off, I'm going postal
What? I'm going postal!
What? I'm going postal!
Put you in a box and send you off, I'm going postal
What? I'm going postal!
What? I'm going postal!
Put you in a box and send you off, I'm going postal