My Friend

[Verse 1: Donnie Menace]
Nice to meet you, I'm that creep in the back of the bar
That you don't even know who stares staring at you from far
They say that staring's rude but I have no regards
Waiting for you to leave, following you back to your car
That's when I approach, sorry you don't act like a star
Will you be my friend? If not you'll get stabbed in the heart
Bag over her head chloroform so she won't flex
Dragged her and I dumped her in the trunk of my old Lex
Off to my crib, just getting started with the mess
She caught my attention so I caught her as my pet
Tied her down on my bed so I can torture her to death
Had to gag her from screaming as I'm sawing off her breasts
If people knew what I do they'd be calling me a wreck
Maybe that's why I'm lonely because all my friends are dead
I don't dispose the bodies, I store 'em and collect 'em
With that being said, who else wants to be my friend?

[Chorus: Donnie Menace]
Won't you come and be my friend?
We all need a friend every now and then
Won't you come and be my friend?
Be my friend 'til the very end
Won't you come and be my friend?
We all need a friend every now and then
Won't you come and be my friend?
Friends 'til the end and now you're dead

[Verse 2: Mad Choppa]
Always on my mind, you could say I never rest
With you running through my brain, I can say I'm obsessed
Coming on really strong, I just want to feel your breath
Feel your body with the fear, take my tongue and lick your sweat
Rattling your pulse when I lay you down to rest
Watch your soul leave your eyes, no anxiety or stress
I refuse to know it's you because I want to be your best
And I need to feel your skin with my hands around your neck
If I was your best friend, I'd want you round all the time (I'd want you out all the time)
And I'll be your best friend if you promise that you'll be mine
(Come and be mine)
Why'd you run away? There's no reason to be shy
Want to take you to a place where there's no sun or sky
Only darkness and burden, a box where you'll die
In a grave in my yard, you're forever by my side

[Chorus: Donnie Menace]
Won't you come and be my friend?
We all need a friend every now and then
Won't you come and be my friend?
Be my friend 'til the very end
Won't you come and be my friend?
We all need a friend every now and then
Won't you come and be my friend?
Friends 'til the end and now you're dead

[Verse 3: Illest-Uminati]
Won't you come and be my sex slave? (Get over here)
Fucked her so good with my shovel that her chest done caved
I want to take a little bite out of her breast and leg
Her butt cheeks, stomach and her pretty ass face
Call up Donnie Menace like "I saved you a plate" (Hey homie here)
Like homie, try some of this dead bitch brains (Mhm)
Served with redrum and a side of some eggs
Now on a scale of one to ten how does this dead bitch taste?
I'm an intellectual sexual deviant
Cut you from your cunt up, what you peeing bitch?
If I keep her as a pet, there ain't no freeing, bitch (Uh uh)
And if I keep her as a pet, there ain't no screaming, bitch (Shut up)
The new sane Ill is back on his demon shit (For real)
Been up for three days high on meth I might be seeing shit
And my stomach feeling funny, it's time to eat again
I'm just a devil scheming, breathing and breathing sin

[Chorus: Donnie Menace]
Won't you come and be my friend?
We all need a friend every now and then
Won't you come and be my friend?
Be my friend 'til the very end
Won't you come and be my friend?
We all need a friend every now and then
Won't you come and be my friend?
Friends 'til the end and now you're dead
Won't you come and be my friend?
We all need a friend every now and then
Won't you come and be my friend?
Be my friend 'til the very end
Won't you come and be my friend?
We all need a friend every now and then
Won't you come and be my friend?
Friends 'til the end and now you're dead