Possum of the Grotto

He lives under the banyan tree
When I'm in trouble, he helps me
I hear him creep
Through the leaves at night
His flesh is pink
But his fur is bright snow white!

No meat! No bread!
Get inside his little head
('Cause he's the) Possum of the grotto
Possum of the Grotto
Alkalize or die

Don't complain about humidity
If the yard is damp
That's where I'll be
Don't be racist against this albino
I have kissed his lips
And seen his red eyes shine, oh

No meat, no bread!
Get inside his little head
Possum of the grotto
Prophet of vibrato
Alkalize or die

Cheek to cheek, don't be shy
Alkalize or die
Beast to beast, eye to eye