Pool Party

[Intro]
Ho ho hoh!
Whoo!

[Verse]
We're gonna have a pool party
Gonna invite all our friends
You know it's time for celebration
For us the summer never ends

Pool party at Jeff's house
Where there are no rules
We can do what we want now
Because Jeff is dead

Do you want to eat an ice cream?
It'll taste real good
Everybody loves ice cream
Except for Jeff, who is dead

Nobody tell us what to do now
Or you will end up like Jeff
Grilling up some cheeseburgers
Jeff is buried in a [?]-patch

We'll start the day with Marco Polo
We say "Marco", Jeff says nothing
You ain't gonna find no murder weapon
It's definitely not a pipe

Sipping margaritas, pool side
Don't [treasure?] the lake
Unless you wanna meet Jeff's family
Would you like a slice of cake?

Then we pull out the slip 'n' slide
Don't peek in the she
Eating lots of mini hotdogs
Do they taste okay...?

They're just normal [?] of hotdogs
Jeff is only in the burgers

[Breakdown]
We are just two normal guys
Who like to kickback in the Sun
We killed our friend, and fuck his corpse
But it was in the name of Fun

So come on down, and take our hand
Eat some Jeff and get a tan
We'll show you where he's buried
Also, does this pipe look weird?

*Smacked in the head with a pipe*

[Interlude Commentary]
Oh God, not again
Come on- come on, we gotta bury him
We can't keep doing this!
He knew too much
Oh God- I'm gonna be sick
Shit- fucking snap out of it Sam
Hey- hey! Shh! They're gonna hear
[?] listening to the record
Oh God. He's too big to fit in the hole
This guy's not gonna fit. Do you have a knife or something?
I don't have a kn- why would I have a knife?!
Cause we kill people! Jesus
Oh God, how are we gonna fit him in there?
Oh wait, look at this
Oh, that'll work

[Closing Verse]
Pool party in the summer
Jeff made a new friend
Why don't you come over to Jeff's house?
Where the summer never ends

[Spoken Outro]
I'm hungry
Here, have some Jeff
Yum!