I Don’t Know What Sex Is

[Verse 1]
I wanna put my mouth on your mouth
I wanna put my hand in your hand
I wanna touch my cheek to your cheek
I wanna, I wanna, wanna

I wanna touch my lips to your face
I wanna stroke my hand along your body
I wanna smell your hair on your head
I just wanna be a little bit naughty

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Baby I will start it up if you will teach me where to go
I'm lost in this moment cause I gotta know, oh-

[Chorus 1]
Cause I don’t know what sex is, so girl show me the way
I don't know what the rules are, but I'm still tryna’ play
So if you take my heart with your heart
Touch my part with your part
I'm tryna' hear your body talk but I don't have a clue
I wanna do “no-no” to you

Cause I don't know what sex is
Cause I don't know what sex is

[Drop Breakdown]
So girl show me the way
I don't know what the rules are
But I'm still tryna’ play

[Drop Reprise]
So if you take my heart with your heart
Touch my part with your part
I’m tryna' hear your body talk but I don’t have a clue
I wanna do “no-no” to you

[Verse 2]
I wanna put my face on your knee
I wanna put my... nose? on your elbow
I wanna put my foot on your other elbow
I wanna, I think, I wanna?

If I lick your hair, is that sex?
If I call you Dave, is that foreplay?
If I wear a hat, is that kinky?
If I wear clogs-, I think that's Norway

[Pre-Chorus 2]
If you could be specific that would really help me out
I wanna know what Rick James sings about

[Chorus 2]
Cause I don't know what sex is, I got no fucking clue
For all I know it right now, I'm doing sex to you
So let me put my noun on your noun
We can verb and break it down
I’m feeling very adjective, so tell me what to write
I wanna fill your blanks tonight

Tell me what sex is
Please!

[Verse 3]
I don't know how to talk to human girls
I don't know what's cool and what's obscene
Cause I was raised by wolverines
The mighty wolverines!
The mighty wolverines!

[Screams]

[Verse 4]
Soldier of the forest, it's a wolverine
Carnivorous mammal, it's a wolverine
Fuckin' up a vole, it's a wolverine
Livin' in a hole, it's a wolverine
The mighty wolverine!

High ground speed​ - 28 miles an hour!
Ha ha haa!

Largest species of the weasel, it's a wolverine!
Potent anal scent glands on the wolverine!
Leader of the X-Men, it's the Wolverine!
The mighty wolverine!

Habitat's extreme​
North America, Russia, and France

The habitat is under attack, they don't have a home
If you and me start fighting back, the wolverines will roam
Wolverines
Wolverines
Wolver-

[Chorus 3]
I don't know what sex is, I swear I did my best
I can give it a shot after we both get undressed
I can put my hand on your boob, put my mouth on your neck
Put my penis in your- ​oh my God!

Now I know what sex is!
I found the nearest hole (This is sex!)
An obvious location for me to stick my pole ​(I'm having sex!)

I put it in, take it out, put it in
Now I'm done

[Outro]
I'm so glad that you said 'Yes" when I asked you to the prom
I can't wait to tell my Mom