Poison Ivy

She comes on like a rose
But everybody knows
She'll get you in Dutch
You can look but you better not touch

Poison ivy, poison ivy
Late at nights while you're sleepin'
Poison ivy comes a-creepin' around

She's pretty as a daisy
But look out, man, she's crazy
She'll really do you in
Well if you let her get under your skin

Poison ivy, poison ivy
Late at nights while you're sleepin'
Poison ivy comes a-creepin' around

Measles make you mumpy
And mumps'll make you lbumpy
And chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch
Calamine'll cool ya
Whooping cough can fool ya
But poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch

They're gonna need an ocean
Of calamine lotion
You'll be scratchin' like a hound
The minute you start to mess around

Poison ivy, poison ivy
Late at nights while you're sleepin'
Poison ivy comes a-creepin' around

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