Please Don’t Touch

Can't play pretty tunes
My head is always messy
And I can't walk in a straight line
My path is always, always gritty
And I like to play piano
But it's often out of tune
And there are lots of broken fingers
In the dark parts of my room

Please don't touch
Please don't stop and stare
Yes, I thank you for your kindness
But there's sadness in the air
Please don't touch
'Cause it makes me jitter
Although I lost my mind, sir
I think you lost yours quicker
Please don't touch

Love me tender, love me true
Show your colours black and blue
Make another cuppa
On the sofa eating marmalade
And I hate to brag, now it's forgotten
Feeling strange and looking rotten
Fighting like a soldier
Over skinny jeans and pick and mix

Please don't touch
Please don't stop and stare
Yes, I thank you for your kindness
But there's sadness in the air
Please don't touch
'Cause it makes me jitter
And although I lost my mind, sir
I think you lost yours quicker
Please don't touch

Fickle like a foot machine
Playing with the cruise ship queen
Taking all his apples
And then going to play hide and seek
And unless you feel me
Please don't break me
Please don't let that rat man take me
'Cause he thinks I'm weird
Well what's a girl to do?

Please don't touch
Please don't stop and stare
Yes, I thank you for your kindness
But there's sadness in the air
Please don't touch
'Cause it makes me jitter
And lthough I lost my mind, sir
I think you lost yours quicker
Please don't touch