Playa Hata Hotline

[Phone ring]
"What's going on? You've reached SOS's very own Playa Hata Hotline
If you are a player hater press 3!
If you're that fine girl I've been waiting for, what's up girl? Where you been?
I know you've been busy. So have I
Leave a message and I'll hit you back at my earliest convenience
Peace."

[Beep]
Yo
Attention player haters and cock-blockers who've got time
Angry neighbors and shit-talkers who plot crimes
Are you mad at the success that I got cause I rock rhymes?
If so, take it out on the Playa Hata Hotline!
Where thousands of individuals
Crowd around in they living room
And shout about a whole lotta nothing like they in middle school
Men & women who
Got nothing better to do but
Talk about those who have done better than you
Get on the move and grab your credit
Card or your debit
Just get it
Tell 'em I said it and receive a free complementary mix by DJ Lennox
From the Goodfellas for you jealous
People who dread us
And wanna stick me all in my grill & shit like a dentist
But when you see me act like a friend to me
You playa haters are two-sided like Frosted Mini Wheats!
Closer than kin to me you only pretend to be
Call and talk about how you're mad cause you're wifey's feeling me
Don't hate me, it ain't my fault
But I thought
Honestly why not
Why not just watch a movie or something over at my spot
I gave her five shots and a spy caught her kissing my crotch
You would have thought she blew me or something
She did a nice job (Ha)
But don't be mad at me for mackin
It takes two
Be mad cause you missed all the action
Matter of fact, you really wanna know what happened?
Call the Playa Hata Hotline for a reenactment

[beep]
[woman moaning]

[Hook]
Pick up the phone and call the Playa Hata Hotline, for sure!
If that is what you are
All of y'all
Pick up the phone and call the Playa Hata Hotline, for sure!
If that is what you are
All of y'all
Pick up the phone and call the Playa Hata Hotline!

[beep]
[hater]
[beep]

Yo
Why is it haters hate and try to take your ladies away?
You making a crazy mistake
You say she got rabies & AIDS
You hate cause she say that you lame
You take her on dates and you pay
You ain't get no brains or get laid
You change up your game you'll be straight
You be hatin cause I made her holla
For not a thing less than a dollar
I hit it and you don't cause she see you like you're her father
You do what she wanna
You spot her
Money for Prada
My didicks in her throught and for free too she likes to swallow
(gulp)
Cause me & her popular
You should be happy you even talk to her cause I'm happy when I'm on top of her
And keep buying her lobster cause
She said that's how my nut taste
And she fucks great
I call her my little cupcake
She be screaming & moaning when me boning
And I know it
Gets you hot that I get in her pants
But did you know that I also record it
And show it?
Pick up the phone and
Call it while you've still got the chance!

[Hook]
The Playa Hata Hotline, for sure!
If that is what you are
All of y'all
Pick up the phone and call the Playa Hata Hotline, for sure!
If that is what you are
All of y'all
Pick up the phone and call the Playa Hata Hotline!

[beep]
[more haters]
[a girl]
[a racist]
[more haters]