Plates a’Spinnin

Keep those plates a'spinnin
Keep those plates a'spinnin
Keep those plates a'spinnin

Keep those plates a'spinnin
Keep those plates a'spinnin
Keep those plates a'spinnin

Spokesman said the third would never
Put poison in the air, ever
And he refuses to comment on whether
Someone's playing tricks with the weather

The expert proclaimed the unthinkable
The water can someday be undrinkable
But if we usе all ours then we must survive
Wе can always drink Canada dry

Keep those plates a'spinnin
Keep those plates a'spinnin
Keep those plates a'spinnin

Keep those plates a'spinnin
Keep those plates a'spinnin
Keep those plates a'spinnin

There just may be no more seats left on the gravy train
There just may be no more seats left on the gravy train

Keep those plates a'spinnin
Keep those plates a'spinnin
Keep those plates a'spinnin

The Secretary sends her Brighton boys and girls
Out to make friends all over the world
And they're proud of what they're dieing for
Though most folks seem to hate us even more

And the anchorman's afraid to ask the President
What it would think about this precident
I never thought of him as a resident
I never really bought his fake accent

Keep those plates a'spinnin
Keep those plates a'spinnin
Keep those plates a'spinnin

Keep those plates a'spinnin
Keep those plates a'spinnin
Keep those plates a'spinnin

There just may be no more seats left on the gravy train
There just may be no more seats left on the gravy train
There just may be no more seats left on the gravy train
There just may be no more seats left on the gravy train

Keep those plates a'spinnin
Keep those plates a'spinnin
Keep those plates a'spinnin

If you took everything in the world
And divided amongst the people of the world
You'd have no rich people in the world
You'd have all poor people in the world

So, keep those plates a'spinnin
Keep those plates a'spinnin
Keep those plates a'spinnin

Keep those plates a'spinnin
Keep those plates a'spinnin
Keep those plates a'spinnin

Whatcha gonna do when the wells run dry
Whatcha gonna do when the wells run dry
Whatcha gonna do when the wells run dry
Whatcha gonna do when the wells run dry
Whatcha gonna do when the wells run dry
Whatcha gonna do when the wells run dry
Whatcha gonna do when the wells run dry
Whatcha gonna do when the wells run dry