Liquor Store

Well my neighbor came over about eleven o' clock
Said he didn't go to work cause his car didn't start
"Buddy's coming later gonna pull the carburetor
Can ya give me a ride to the liquor store"

Under the potatoes and the vegetable crisper
Was a Natural Light that I'd hid from my sister
There wasn't enough Jack to even bother knocking back
Time to take a ride to the liquor store

He says "I got two fives and they're burning a hole in my pocket"
"We can get another twenty if we take this box of tools and hock it"
"Well my wife won't get home til a quarter to four, can you give me a ride to the liquor store"
"Gimmie a ride to the liquor store"

Well I can't take the Cougar cause he's up on blocks
And the truck's hard to start but it sure ain't gonna walk
On my hands and my knees I see where momma hid the keys
"I can give you a ride to the liqour store"

He said "let's get in your truck girl I'm working up a powerful thirst"
"We can drop by my aunt's and borrow Smokey and the Bandit first"
"Well my wife won't get home til a quarter to four, can you give me a ride to the liquor store"
"Gimmie a ride to the liquor store"
"Gimmie a ride to the liquor store"