Plan B

[Verse 1]
I fell asleep with my clothes on
Dropped my keys on the front lawn
Waking up I watch the drool a-gleaming
From my mouth to the carpet it is streaming

[Chorus]
Giving up
Never felt so good
Welcome to plan B
(Welcome to plan B)

[Verse 2]
I'll eat some moldy bread
Then I'm going back to bed
I know how this day will crescendo
I'll fall asleep while I play Nintendo

[Chorus]
Giving up
Never felt so good
Welcome to plan B
(Welcome to plan B)
Giving up
What is the likelihood
Life could be so free?
(Life could be so free)

[Bridge]
Up to now in my life I have failed all I've tried, it's too hard
I think I've found my calling now laying down in the yard
Don't you cry Mamma, don't you even weep
'Cause you know your son excels at sleep

[Chorus]
Giving up
It never felt so good
Welcome to plan B
Giving up
What is the likelihood
Life could be so free?
Giving up
Never felt so good
Welcome to plan B
(Welcome to plan B)
Giving up
What is the likelihood
Life could be so free?
(Life could be so free)