Pity Party

[Chorus]
Throw yourself a pity party
Show up with a shitty sorry
Might as well invite your friends over here
This will be the fake event of the year

[Verse 1]
Guess it's B-Y-O-B
Bring your own bullshit
Crying at me
I knew that you'd pulled this
Same red cups in both of your hands
Saying you all choked up 'cause you lost your friends

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, you've been spreading lies
Committing metaphorical crimes
And oh, you want me to sympathize

[Chorus]
Throw yourself a pity party
Show up with a shitty sorry
Might as well invite your friends over here
This will be the fake event of thе year
Ready for your pity party
Twenty dollar covеr story
You want me to pop champagne for your tears
This will be the fake event of the year

[Post-Chorus]
Ah, oh, pity party
Throw yourself a, a pity party

[Verse 2]
Another weekend, you left me all alone
You said you'd be there, so unreliable
Now you call me drunk and it's 3 a.m
Say you're all fucked up 'cause you scratched your Benz

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, you've been spreading lies
Committing metaphorical crimes
And oh, you want me to sympathize

[Chorus]
Throw yourself a pity party (Yeah)
Show up with a shitty sorry
Might as well invite your friends over here
This will be the fake event of the year
Ready for your pity party
Twenty dollar cover story
You want me to pop champagne for your tears
This will be the fake event of the year

[Post-Chorus]
Ah, oh, pity party
Throw yourself a, a pity party

[Chorus]
Throw yourself a pity party
Show up with a shitty sorry
Might as well invite your friends over here
This will be the fake event of the year