Pipe Dreams

[Verse 1]
I’m lonely as fuck staring at the walls
Patiently I wait on my man to call
I’m horny as a motherfucker
I’m ready to fuck and put some cum on the covers
I need a dose of dictation
My pussy is wet from anticipation
I hope he’s in the shape to win
‘Cause imma fuck him like the world is about to end
I got a picture in my mind of a big ol’ prick
Long as the freeway and hard as a brick
Exploring my pussy like a cave
I’m riding a motherfucker like a goddamn wave
Steadily and easily, I go with the flow
Pumping the pipe just like a G.O

[Hook]
It was heaven on earth or so it seemed
Ahhhh, I’m having pipe dreams

(Moaning) Mhmmm! Mhmmm!
Oh baby! Ohhhh! Yes!

[Verse 2]
Fucking and sucking
Licking and kissing
The thought occurs and I’m reminiscing
About the last time my knees got dirty
He was sippin’ on my pussy like a goddamn Slurpee
He put my legs high in the air
Took his tongue and parted my hair
Blew in my ass for I don’t know how long
And ate my pussy ‘til the cows came home
I sucked his dick and all that shit
Rode the motherfucker like a pogo stick
We fell off the bed onto the floor
I grabbed the motherfucker and sucked it some more
His dick was bigger than a Vlasic pickle
I licked the motherfucker like a goddamn popsicle
Lick after lick, again and again
Swallowed before the white shit got on my hand
He flipped me over on my stomach a while
And laid pipe in my pussy, doggystyle

[Hook]
It was heaven on earth or so it seemed
Ohhhh, I’m having pipe dreams

(Moaning) Mhmmm baby! Oh. Mhmmm
Yeah! That’s what I like

[Verse 3]
I remember my old boyfriend named Nick
He had a big di- big di- big big ol’ dick
I couldn’t take it without lubrication
It had to be the biggest damn dick in the nation
I can recall jacking him off
After a while, his shit got soft
I couldn’t believe what came out those britches
The damn thing was about ten inches
How in the hell can I ever forget
The first time my pussy got wet?
We were at the motel, he didn’t have to get pushy
Straight up, I laid up and gave him the pussy
My pussy lips wrapped around his dick
And every other word I screamed was “shit!”
Homeboy kept right on, doing the do
Popped my cherry and ate it too
I’m having pipe dreams wide awake
I want a dick, don’t wanna masturbate
I grabbed the Playgirl out the drawer
What’s that a knock at the door?
No more pipe dreams