Back Seat Betty

[Hook]
Back seat Betty (ooh hoo, hooweee baby)
Back Seat Betty (Anything you wanna do)
Back seat Betty (ooh hoo, hooweee baby)
Back Seat Betty (Anything you wanna do)

[Verse 1]
Back Seat Betty
Able, willing, and ready
Co-rock the Caddy
With Mike, Ike, and Freddy
In the parking lot outside, inside the Caddy
She took turns calling of them daddy
Anything goes, anyway was okay
Made ‘em promise not to tell but they told anyway
And when the word got out
About the [?] Betty brought
The look on her face told the whole sad story ‘bout

[Hook]
Back seat Betty (ooh hoo, hooweee baby)
Back Seat Betty(Anything you wanna do)

[Verse 2]
Smooth, sweet talker
But no Kim to Crocker
Raised around homestead close to Parker
A typical child made her parents proud
Till one day she hung out with the wrong crowd
Betty started changing
All of a sudden
Telling lies, doing things
Her folks despised
Cut her hair
Bought a pair
Of skintight jeans
Rip the seams
To make sure she be seen
One night old girl
Went riding in a jaguar
With three girlfriends
To party in fifth ward
When they arrived
The fellas hop out
Cause there were only four fishes
They had to divide
Like a baby Betty cried
And cried and cried
Remember the Jag?
A ride for a ride
There’s a fee
Nothing’s free
Some of you might agree
Please don’t let your child grow up to be a

[Hook]
Back seat Betty (ooh hoo, hooweee baby)
Back Seat Betty (Anything you wanna do)

[Verse 3]
Betty messed around and got pregnant
And boy look at here, her father got ignorant
He told her to hit the door
She asked why
He replied
Dad: (You don’t live here no more)

Now you can’t blame Pop for blowing his top
Cause none of this would not happen if she hadn’t been hot
The girl’s so fast that out of high school prom
She did the hustle when “Let’s Get It On” came on
She was
(Back seat Betty)
The talk of the town
Been around more than a merry-go-round
It was once said by a boy at school
She’d give a blow to make Jack Frost lose his cool
Rumor has it that the girl is a crackerjack
Maybe that’s why she acts like that
With her jeans so tight her pulse begs for air
A miniskirt when it’s 15 below out there
But she don’t care about conditions
Her only interest is to gain attention
Mike’s an M&M I’m telling you man
He melted in her mouth, left the sticky stuff on her hands
Some people on the block know the girl real well
Ring the wrong doorbell they say
(Follow the smell!)
That’s what she be, this is a actual fact
She love the heck out of dog
But she’ll give up the cat

[Hook]
Back seat Betty (ooh hoo, hooweee baby)
Back Seat Betty (Anything you wanna do)

[Verse 4]
Somebody must’ve been diggin’ the cave
That hole is big enough to be a fat man’s grave
Everybody just walkin’ through your door
Girl you gonna catch something they ain’t got no cure for
Where the hell is your self-respect
I got a doubt or sense you don’t know who’s next
Will it be Tom, Dick, Harry, or Joe?
You’re like the Red Cross, never learn to say no
Earn some respect, and you’ll be respected
If I’m wrong I could stand corrected
I talk nasty but I’m not no whore
I’m gonna stamp you if you ever try to play me for

[Hook]
Back seat Betty (ooh hoo, hooweee baby)
Back Seat Betty (Anything you wanna do)
Back seat Betty (ooh hoo, hooweee baby)
Back Seat Betty (Anything you wanna do)

[Instrumental]