Piggies

Here's a story about a little man named Piggy

Piggy met baby in a disco bar
He said, what a cute little piggy you are
And he took one look at her, her rocket tits
He smiled real wide and said "Baby, you're it"

Hey, little Piggy, hey (x2)
Hey hey hey!

Piggy said baby won't you come with me
My little place is three steps away
Piggy's gonna take us both to paradise
He said "Come on little baby, won't you please be nice"

Hey, little Piggy, hey (x2)
Hey hey hey!

Piggy said baby, do you have a smoke?
Then Baby said no, she was trying to quit, well
Piggy was speechless for a couple of beats
He dropped his jaw, he said "shit!"
Now Piggy and Baby had some swingin' times
And although Piggy was stupid
Baby shouldn't mind
Baby said, "Piggy, take us straight to the stars"
And Piggy said "huh? .... whatever"

Hey, little Piggy, hey (x2)
Hey hey hey!

Now Piggy and Baby took a walk in the park
It seems that Piggy was kind of a fix
He owed some bills to a couple of sharks
Who were, who were getting kinda itchy in their finger-tips, and uh
So they figured it was best to clear out for a while
And they had lots of friends, or so Piggy would boast
And his little kinda habit was getting out of control
So they, so they packed up the Lincoln, and they headed for the coast
Now, Baby started smoking again on the way, and
Piggy's little habit was making him sweat
So they, so they stopped off in Vegas for a couple of days
To scam up some cash and make a few bets, now

They went up and shacked up in a place on the strip, and uh
Piggy made some calls and Baby got sick
And uh, Baby turned to Piggy with a desperate plea
She said, "C'mon honey, you know what we need!"
But the problem, you see, was they were broke as shit
So Piggy asked Baby if she'd turn a few tricks, well
She argued at first, then she finally agreed
And with a couple of shiners, she hit the street
Now, now Piggy felt good, and piggy felt mean
And Piggy was high on his self esteem
So he pulled out his piece, in front of a cop
But the cop said "Fuck you!"
And Piggy got popped

Hey, little Piggy, hey (x2)
Hey hey hey! (x3)