[Verse 1]
Photographs of naked ladies
Strewn across his unmade bed
Doesn't know their names
Or what they think or what they feel
But they're just
Photographs of naked ladies
Substitutes for what he fears
Doesn't know quite what he'd do
If a girl walked in the room
[Chorus]
He's got his
Eight-by-ten, black and white
Monochrome, monotone
Two dimensions, length and height
Monochrome, monotone
Eight-by-ten, black and white
Monochrome, monotone
Two dimensions, length and height
Monochrome, mono-
[Verse 2]
Photographs of naked ladies
Nightmares for a stunted mind
Knows deep down that there's something wrong
But he doesn't know where to look
[Chorus]
Except that
Eight-by-ten, black and white
Monochrome, monotone
Two dimensions, length and height
Monochrome, monotone
Eight-by-ten, black and white
Monochrome, monotone
Two dimensions, length and height
Monochrome, monotone
[Bridge]
Now a girl walks into his life
So he staples her to the wall
And it's all
[Chorus]
Eight-by-ten, black and white
Monochrome, monotone
Two dimensions, length and height
Monochrome, monotone
Eight-by-ten, black and white
Monochrome, monotone
Two dimensions, length and height
Monochrome, monotone
Eight-by-ten, black and white
Monochrome, monotone
Two dimensions, length and height
Monochrome, monotone
Eight-by-ten, black and white
Monochrome, monotone
Two dimensions, length and height
Monochrome, monotone
Eight-by-ten, black and white
Monochrome, monotone
Two dimensions, length and height
Monochrome, monotone
Eight-by-ten, black and white
Monochrome, monotone
Two dimensions, length and height
Monochrome, monotone
[Outro]
Eight-by-ten, black and white (photographs of naked ladies)
Monochrome, monotone
Two dimensions, length and height
Monochrome, monotone
Eight-by-ten, black and white (photographs of naked ladies)
Monochrome, monotone
Two dimensions, length and height
Monochrome, monotone