[Verse 1]
Sitting in a circle, having so much fun
Giggling to ourselves because the night has just begun
I just can't seem to get them out of my head
I think they might be stuck with me until I'm dead
At least my friends are all here to enjoy them
[Chorus]
We're drawing phallic dinosaurs, phallic dinosaurs
We're drawing phallic dinosaurs, and that's okay
[Verse 2]
There's a iguanodong and dicklodocus
Sitting by the great white lake, relaxing in peaceful bliss
I take my pencil and I draw what I think fits
It's weird what joy I find in drawing naughty bits
I think I'll post them online just for giggles
[Chorus]
We're drawing phallic dinosaurs, phallic dinosaurs
We're drawing phallic dinosaurs, and that's okay
[Verse 3]
Gettin' close to bed time but I'm almost done
Gettin' harder to stretch out these names into puns
I think they've gone about as far as they can go
If I do draw some more, you'll be the first to know
Maybe next time I'll draw some vaginas
[Pre-Chorus]
Until then, I think I'll draw one more (phallic dinosaur)
Penile plesiosaur (phallic dinosaurs)
[Chorus]
We're drawin' phallic dinosaurs, phallic dinosaurs
And that's okay
“Phallic Dinosaurs” is available as part of Shadrow’s Toilet Mug album on iTunes, Google Play, Amazon, Spotify, and Bandcamp.
“Phallic Dinosaurs” is about drawing dinosaurs that look like penises.