Perpetually Online

You’re a greasy fingered charlatan
Who will not get a job and
Yet you wonder why
You can’t break through the fog

You’re a grifter and a ruffian
Who likes to pretend you’re smart and
Yet you act surprised
When they tear your act apart

You’re an actor that pretends to be
The man with the plan
But you spend your days complaining
About how you want a girlfriend

You complain instead of trying
You keep on fuckin whining
You’re Perpetually online
You’re wasting all of your time

Your only sense of of humor
Is ripping on some zoomers
You’ll seethe all day on twitter
Until you lose your mind

They don’t know any better yet
The sun for them is far from set
But you are pushing 30
Wasting away your life

You complain about other people
That they aren’t doing it right
But you should look inside yourself
And try to fix your own plight

You act like a little sycophant
Then blame others for the consequence
I would never wanna be like you but
I hope you see the light

You’re an old school keyboard warrior
Spend all your time online
Yelling at other people
To live your way or pay the price

You clamor at the thought of having
Some reliable friends
And you could still have some
If you thought before hitting send

You don’t have to be lonely
You’re Perpetually Online