Perfectly Lovely Couple

[EDDIE]
He with his radiant smile—

[MRS. McILHENNY]
She with her elegant style—

[EDDIE & MRS. McILHENNY]
They make a perfectly lovely couple

[MRS. McILHENNY]
Don't they?

[EDDIE]
They do!

[JENNIFER]
He with his vigor and pep—

[FIORIA]
She with her delicate step—

[JENNIFER & FIORIA]
They make a perfectly lovely couple

[JENNIFER]
Don't they?

[FIORIA]
They do

[EDDIE & JENNIFER]
Hey there, you two, when's the wedding?

[FIORIA]
Sooner than you think!

[EDDIE, JENNIFER & MRS. McILHENNY]
He's all right, but she's beginning to sink

[EDDIE]
Where's my drink?

[JENNIFER & FIORIA]
He's such a pleasure to watch

[EDDIE & MR. McILHENNY]
She's had a bottle of Scotch

[ALL]
They'd make a perfectly lovely couple
No matter where
They make a practically perfect pair!

[MR. McILHENNY]
Me with my classical nose—

[MRS. McILHENNY]
Me with your feet on my toes—

[MR. & MRS. McILHENNY]
We make a perfectly lovely couple
Don't we? We do!

[EDDIE]
Me with the prettiest date—

[JENNIFER]
Me with the mother you hate—

[EDDIE & JENNIFER]
We make a perfectly lovely couple
Don't we? We do!

[MR. & MRS. McILHENNY]
Hey there, you two, how's the weather?

[LEONA]
Very much okay

[McILHENNYS, YEAGERS]
You two ought to get together
To stay!

[DI ROSSI]
And stay and stay and stay!

[EDDIE & MR. McILHENNY]
She, with her innocent air—

[JENNIFER & MRS. McILHENNY]
He, with his beautiful hair—

[ALL]
They make a perfectly lovely couple
No matter where
They make a practically perfect pair!

[LEONA]
Hey there, have you seen my garnets?
Aren't garnets nice?
If you're good, I'll let you look at them twice!

[GIOVANNA]
Very ice!

[MEN]
Me with my woozy appeal—

[WOMEN]
Me with the feeling I feel—

[ALL]
We make a perfectly drunken couple
But I don't care!
We make a practically perfect
Perfectly stunning
Stunningly charming

[LEONA]
Charmingly garnets—

[ALL]
Perfectly lovely pair!