Paris Original

[ROSEMARY]
I slipped out this afternoon
And bought some love insurance
A most exclusive dress from gay Paris
It's sleek, and chic, and magnifique
With sex beyond endurance
It's me, it's me, it's absolutely me!
And why? One guy...

This irresistible
Paris original
I'm wearing tonight
I'm wearing tonight
Specially for him

This irresistible
Paris original's
All paid for and mine
I must look divine
Specially for him

Suddenly he will see me
And suddenly he'll go dreamy
And blame it all on
His own masculine whim!
Never knowing that

This irresistible
Paris original
So temptingly tight
I'm wearing tonight
Specially for him
For him, for him

This irresistible
Paris original
I'm wearing tonight
Ah!
She's wearing tonight!
And I could spit!

Some irresponsible
Dress manufacturer
Just didn't play fair

[ROSEMARY & MISS KRUMHOLTZ]
I'm one of a pair
And I could...
Oh! No!

[?]
This irresistible
Paris original
All slinky with sin
Already slunk in
And I could die!

[ALL]
And I could kill her!
And I could...

[SMITTY]
This irresistible
Paris original
Tres sexy, nes pas
God damn it! Voila!

[ALL]
And I could spit!

[MISS JONES]
Hello, girls!

[ALL SECRETARIES]
39 bucks I hand out
For something to made me stand out
And suddenly I've gone into mimeograph!

[MISS JONES]
Some laugh!

[ALL SECRETARIES]
This irresistible
Paris original
This mass produced crime
I'm wearing tonight

[HEDY, spoken]
Hello, dears!

[ALL SECRETARIES]
For the very last time!

[MEN, spoken]
What a dress!

[ALL SECRETARIES, spoken]
Ugh!