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Christopher J. Hanke
In further generally satirizing the culture of large offices, this song demonstrates that to most employees the most important thing isn’t their work, but taking a break from their work to drink that brown elixir, coffee.
[COFFEE MAN, spoken]
Coffee break!
[BUD, spoken]
There's no coffee.
[SMITTY, spoken]
No coffee?!
[BUD, spoken]
No coffee.
[SMITTY, spoken]
No coffee!
[ALL]
*screams*
[BUD]
If I can't take
My coffee break
My coffee break
My coffee break
If I can't take
My coffee break
Something within me dies
[COMPANY]
Dies down and something within me dies
[SMITTY]
If I can't make
Three daily trips
Where shining shrine
Benignly drips
And taste cardboard
Between my lips
Something within me dies
[COMPANY]
Dies down and something within me dies
[?]
No coffee...
[COMPANY]
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
[SMITTY]
No coffee!
That office's light
Doesn't have to be florescent
I'll get no pains
In my head
That office chair
Doesn't have to be foam rubber
So if I spread, so I spread
But only one chemical substance
Gets out the lead
[COMPANY]
Like she said?
If I can't take
My coffee break
My coffee break
My coffee break...
If I can't take
My coffee break...
[SMITTY]
Gone is the sense of enterprise
[COMPANY]
All gone and something within me dies
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
Aaaah!
If I can't take
My coffee break
My coffee break
My coffee break...
If I can't take
My coffee break...
[SMITTY]
Somehow the soul no longer tries
[COMPANY]
Coffee, coffee...
[BUD]
Somewhere I don't metabolize
[COMPANY]
Coffee, coffee...
[SMITTY & BUD]
Something within me...
[COMPANY]
Coffee or otherwise...
Coffee or otherwise...
Coffee or otherwise...
Something inside of me...
Dies!
Coffee Break was written by Frank Loesser.
Coffee Break was produced by Robert Sher.
Christopher J. Hanke, Mary Faber, & Office Workers released Coffee Break on Mon Apr 11 2011.