Parasitic Host

[Intro]
Oh, my, my, my
Whatever do we have here?

[Verse 1]
A troll all by their lonesome
Such a pitiful sight!
Tell me, dear, whatever drove you
From the party here tonight?
I can tell you have the spark
Of that there is no doubt
But I've picked up a trick or two
Even you've not heard about!
Every party needs a stellar hosting
Someone well versed in the ways of fun
I promise that I say this without boasting
But I must assure to you that tonight has just begun
Here now, you must come a little closer
How else can you see what I have here?
Now to make a delicate incision
Watch as I make this knife disappear!

[Chorus]
Parasitic
For each critic
It will take control

[Verse 2]
Every party needs a stellar hosting
Someone well versed in the ways of fun
Let's raise a glass and have ourselves a toasting
To us together making this party the bestest one!
Truly each of them are sleeping
Minds are barely used at all
I'm just doing due safe-keeping
I'll feast upon every soul!
There's simply no chance denying
What is fact and true
If you help me, they'll be crying
"The life of the party is you!"

[Chorus]
Parasitic
Catalytic
Let me take control

[Outro]
The life of the party... is doomed!
Who's ghostwriting now?