Pain Killer

(Intro)
My dear fallen princess
You're in pain, what a shame
You could really use something
To get you back in the game

(Verse 1)
Life shouldn't be
Only misery
Endless agony and anguish

Life should be more
Than something to endure
You can't just lie in bed and languish

So if you can barely bear existence
Perhaps I can be of some assistance

(Chorus 1)
They call me the Pain Killer
There's no boo-boo that I can't fix
Yes, I'm the Pain Killer
I just reach into my bag of tricks
So pain, pain, go away
'Cause I'm the Pain Killer and I'm here to stay
Hey!

(Verse 2)
It's plain to see
You're hurtin' desperately
And according to my calculations

It's been quite a while
Since you even cracked a smile
You need to remedy that situation (pronto!)

'Cause just givin' up's out of the question
So please allow me to make one suggestion

(Chorus 2)
You should call the old Pain Killer
Also known as your new best friend
Yes, I'm the Pain Killer
And I'll get you high on life again
So pain, pain, go away
'Cause I'm the Pain Killer and I'm here to stay

(Instrumental break)

(Chorus 3)
Everybody now!
Pain Killer
It'll leave you without a care
Yes, I'm the Pain Killer
These are highly addictive! Beware!
So pain, pain, go away
Don't come again, no how, no way
If you prefer pleasure
Then let's say it together
When I say "pain"
You say "killer," okay? (Okay!)
Pain Killer
What's my name?
Pain Killer
I think they've got it
Pain Killer
I'm the Pain Killer and I'm here to stay
You'll be feelin' no pain today