Some people try to pick up girls
Get called an asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
Why he could walk down the street
Girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole
Not like you
Now the girls would turn the color of an avocado
When he'd drive down their street in his El Dorado
Why he was only 5'3"
Girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole
Not in New York
Yeah
Some people try to pick up girls
Get called an asshole
This did not happen to Pablo Picasso
Why he could walk down the street
Girls could not resist his stare
Subsequently, Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole
No, not around here
Not like you
Ha
Now the girls would turn the color of an avocado
When he'd drive down their street in his El Dorado
Why he was only 5'3"
Girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole
Not like you
He was really something
Pablo Picasso was written by Jonathan Richman.