One of the Drunks

[Intro: Brendon Urie]
Welcome to the club
Welcome to the

[Verse 1: Brendon Urie]
Orange juice, pour out half the carton
Grey Goose, pour it, get it started
Good times, remedy your sorrows
Baptize, don't worry 'bout tomorrow
Shake it up, shake it up, now it's time to dive in
Share a cup, share a cup, now you're screwdrivin'

[Pre-Chorus: Brendon Urie]
Every weekend with your friends, every weekday when it ends
Damn it's all good, I guess

[Chorus: Brendon Urie]
This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks
This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks
Searching for a new high, high as the sun, uncomfortably numb
This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks

[Post-Chorus: Brendon Urie]
Welcome to the club
Welcome to the club
Welcome to the

[Verse 2: Brendon Urie]
Never dry, every day you're thirsty
Bourbon high, sip it 'til you're tipsy
Night's young, searching for a feeling
Big fun, dancing with the demons
Holy Spirit, Holy Spirit, grips you like a pistol
Wet the whistle, wet the whistle, abyss of ice crystals

[Pre-Chorus: Brendon Urie]
Every weekend with your friends, every weekday when it ends
Damn it's all good, I guess

[Chorus: Brendon Urie]
This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks
This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks
Searching for a new high, high as the sun, uncomfortably numb
This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks

[Bridge: Brendon Urie]
Welcome to the club
Round and round and round
And round and round and round
Damn it's all good
Round and round and round
And round and round and round
Damn it's all good, I guess

[Chorus: Brendon Urie]
This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks
This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks
Searching for a new high, high as the sun, uncomfortably numb
This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks

[Post-Chorus: Brendon Urie]
Welcome to the club
Welcome to the club
Welcome to the club
This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks
Welcome to the club
Welcome to the club

[Outro: Rob Mathes]
Yeah, there's a couple fracks, but we got it. That's the shit, that's the shit, and, man, I saw you fuckin' lift that sax up towards the microphone and I fell in love!
K, alright, one more time, here we go