One Night Stan

[Intro]
Uber for Deebo
OK yeah that's me
Hey y'all the uber truck here man come on let's go
Hey man quit fucking with them bitches let's go man
...
She crazy!
Who is this texting me man
God damn and it's the same shit she been texting all day bro
She crazy!
Oh for real like, like a stalker chick man, like what she sayin
My nigga! let me read it to you bro

[Verse 1: Horseshoe G.A.N.G]
She said, hey big head how you been? it's been a cool minute I ain't seen you since 10
This morning when you jumped up out my bed i had to check on you and make sure you wasn't dead
Laugh out loud, haha, laughing emoji
Let me feed you, you have to get hungry
I can bring you a casserole or some maceroni
I already know where you live, Altantic ave in Longbeach
I heard you say that in a song so I drove by
I had my home girl with me that bitch a whole spy
I told my moms about you but nothing too crazy
But she did say she bet we have some cute babies
When i saw you it was love at first sight
Even though i just met you and we fucked the first night
So please text me back i've got some tea i wanna tell you though
Oh hell no, she helico, i'm trying to tell you bro

[Chorus: Demetrius]
She crazy!
...
She crazy!

[Verse 2: Horseshoe G.A.N.G]
Yeah she do sound crazy from what you saying bro
But what you scared nigga you bought to be laying low
She still texting me right now, nah you playin bro
My nigga read for yourself and se what she saying though
She said, I hope you don't just think I'm a fan
And I know you on your phone I seen you on instagram
I just read your comment under Rhianna's picture fam
Then you told Ashanti that she look hella thicc with yams
Damn, I ain't mad but I just text you
I'm about to get a tattoo of your name on my neck too
Imma put next to my ex who i have a x through
I just want you to know that you special
My signs match areis and saggiterius
My father's a preacher so I can get my dad to marry us
What the fuck is this, what the fuck I miss
It's some other shit, but god dammit that's hillarious

[Chorus: Demetrius]
She crazy!
...
She crazy!

[Verse 3: Horseshoe G.A.N.G]
The fuck y'all talking about a fan and shit
Yeah Deebo smashed and dipped, now she mad as shit
That ain't shit I had this one chick who tried to scrap my bitch
Nah Kenny you need to read this there's some savage shit
All right let me see what she said, god damn she pissed
She said she gon' slash her wrists like a masochist if you don't answer this time
I was gonna plan a trip like a vacation but now i just planned the trip
You can't make empty promises when we under cover
I've been following you I've been undercover
I saw you come out that fucking club with your fucking brothers
You think I didn't poke no holes in that fucking rubber
We gonna be a family nigga whether you like it or not
I might beat myself up and go right to the cops and tell them that you did it
Damn she sick in the head
Ay, do me a favour and screenshot that last shit that she said

[Chorus: Demetrius]
She crazy!
...
She crazy!

[Outro]
You guys good back there?
Yeah my bad driver it's just this crazy girl keep texting me and shit my bad
That was me motherfucker! If I can't have you nobody can