Fucked Up But True

[Spoken]
Welcome to another episode of "Fucked up, but true!"
Did y'all know, that just because a chick is super bad
Don't mean that she's not also super jealous
Fucked up, but true!
You see, you thought she was being nice just because she ran you a bath
But, what she was really doin' is seein' if your balls float to the top of the water
Because, if they do, then that mean they empty
And in her mind, you cheatin', nigga
Fucked up, but true!
And some dumb niggas tell on theyself whеn they about to cheat
Becausе all of a sudden, they go get circumsized at age thirty
And yo woman know it's not for her, because she was perfectly fine sucking your pee-hole skin for the last ten years
She know you wanna go try your new head for new bitches
Fucked up, but true!
And now she jealous and crazy, nigga, ahaha