One-Eyed Riley

[Verse 1]
Sitting around ol' Riley's beer joint
Telling tales of murder and slaughter
Suddenly a thought come into my head
I'd like to fuck ol' Riley's daughter

[Chorus]
Tiddily-I-aye, tiddily-I-aye
Tiddily-I-aye for the one-eyed Riley
Tiddily-I-aye
Shit, piss and corruption
Blow it out your barracks bag

[Verse 2]
Riley had a big bass drum
Riley had a mind for murder and slaughter
Riley had a bright red glittering eye
And kept that eye on his lovely daughter

[Chorus]
Tiddily-I-aye, tiddily-I-aye
Tiddily-I-aye for the one eyed Riley
Tiddily-I-ayе
Shit, piss and corruption
Blow it out your barracks bag

[Verse 3]
I got me a room in a quiet place
Got mе a scratch in a married quarter
Settled me down for a peaceful night
Happy as a king with Riley's daughter

[Chorus]
Tiddily-I-aye, tiddily-I-aye
Tiddily-I-aye for the one eyed Riley
Tiddily-I-aye
Shit, piss and corruption
Blow it out your barracks bag

[Verse 4]
Suddenly a footstep on the stair
It was Riley, out for slaughter
With two pistols in his hand
Looking for the man that had fucked his daughter

[Chorus]
Tiddily-I-aye, tiddily-I-aye
Tiddily-I-aye for the one eyed Riley
Tiddily-I-aye
Shit, piss and corruption
Blow it out your barracks bag

[Verse 5]
I grabbed ol' Riley by the hair
Rammed his head in a pail of water
Fired his pistols into the air
A damn sight quicker than I fucked his daughter

[Chorus]
Tiddily-I-aye, tiddily-I-aye
Tiddily-I-aye for the one eyed Riley
Tiddily-I-aye
Shit, piss and corruption
Blow it out your barracks bag
Fresh fish