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[Verse 1]
I left the party early
'Twas barely half past nine
And by some stroke of fortune
Her room was next to mine
I, like the bold Columbus
New regions to explore
So I took up my position
By the key hole in the door
[Chorus]
The keyhole in the door
The keyhole in the door
I took up my position
By the key hole in the door
[Verse 2]
There, upon the chamber pot
She sat with graceful ease
She dropped her spotless linen
Around her snow white knees
Two tiny sky blue garters
Upon her legs she wore
Ye gods, I felt like jumping
Through the keyhole in the door
[Chorus]
The keyhole in the door
The keyhole in the door
Ye gods, I felt like jumping
Through the key hole in the door
[Verse 3]
With tense and trembling fingers
I opened wide that door
And with tiny silent footsteps
I crossed her threshold floor
But so that no one else could see
The things I saw before
I stuffed her cambric drawers
In the keyhole in the door
[Chorus]
The keyhole in the door
The keyhole in the door
I stuffed her cambric drawers
In the key hole in the door
[Verse 4]
That night I rolled in glory
Upon her chubby breast
Broke six or seven lances
Before I took my rest
When I woke up next morning
My pecker was so sore
That I wish that I had shoved it
Though the keyhole in the door
[Chorus]
The keyhole in the door
The keyhole in the door
I wish that I had shoved it
Though the keyhole in the door
Keyhole in the Door was produced by Rockstar Games.
Rockstar Games released Keyhole in the Door on Fri Oct 26 2018.