On Your Knees

[Verse 1: Sandy Casey]
Bitch in black, hard as stone
Need no friends, work alone
Three on one, but you should've sent four
Every time you stand up, you're back on the floor
A punch in the balls and a kick to the head
Get it on, boys, or you're gonna get dead
Think you got skills but you're sinking like a stone
Next time, fuckers, you should just stay home

[Chorus: Sandy Casey]
You can screw Nevada
Mess with Maine
Leave Hawaii in a puddle of pain
You can beat Virginia 'til she's down on the floor
But if you fuck with Tex, you'll be on your knees for sure
Motherfucker

[Verse 2: Sandy Casey]
"Advantage: Texas," got that right
Bet you boys sleep well tonight
Lick those wounds, nurse those sores
Name reserved and that's who for
You got nine lives, she's got ten
After that, she'll ride again
Bit of a badass, anyone can tell
That crazy bitch is Hell's angel

[Verse 3: Lamar Hall]
Oklahoma beat down
Pennsylvania dead and drown
Minnesota castigate
Massachusetts flagellate
Bitch slap Tennessee
D.C. dead, see?
Utah is a fucking mess
Oregon in great duress
Maryland is on her knees
Louisiana? Bitch please
Mississippi worst day ever
North Dakota not much better
Missouri in a stranglehold
Montana's corpse is getting cold
Bleeding time for old Kentucky
Indiana not so lucky
Vermont could use a four-leaf clover
New Jersey, it is almost over
Pick up Delaware and slam her
Call the meds for Alabama
Michigan has been destroyed
Ditto that for Illinois
New Hampshire should have brought a friend
West Virginia's at her end

[Verse 4: Sandy Casey]
Colorado, crash and burn
Kansas, point of no return
Georgia's underneath a bus
California's really fucked
Idaho and South Dakota
Give it up, your time is over
Nebraska, cancel all appointments
Washington, we've got your ointments
Ohio don't stand a chance
Wyoming needs a change of pants
Rhode Island, you cannot not surmount
Puerto Rico, does that even count?
Pummel down on Carolina
Connecticut, you're such a whiner
Arkansas, eat my dust
Alaska is a total bust

[Chorus: Sandy Casey]
You can screw Nevada
Mess with Maine
Leave Hawaii in a puddle of pain
You can beat Virginia till she's down on the floor
But if you fuck with Tex
If you fuck with Tex
If you fuck with Tex, you'll be on your knees for sure
Motherfucker