Old Man of the Sea

At times I feel the shapeliest of mermaids
Course through my veins
But the feel of these shapely mermaids
Of course is (only in vain x3)
I would let the seaweed splash
Upon my eyelash
I would let the sea weed splash splash splash
Upon my eyelash x3

If I were the old man of the sea
I would bathe the lovely mermaids
If I were the old man of the seawee wee seaweeds
I'd bathe (the lovely mermaids x4)

Now I dreamt I saw an old mermaids snorkel
Down dangle from the ships portal
And when I tiptoed to peep in (in a bucket of absinthe)
Saw she was (soaking her fins x3)
I would let miss octopus
Brush and braid my bush
I'd let miss octo- miss octopus
Brush and (braid my bush x3)
If I were the old man of the sea
I would bathe the lovely mermaids
If I were the old man of the sea
I'd bathe the (lovely mermaids x3)

At times I feel the shapeliest of mermaids
Course through my veins
But the feel of these shapely mermaids
Of course is (only in vain x3)

I would let the seaweed splash
Upon my eyelash
I would let the sea weed splash splash splash
Upon my eyelash x3

If I were the old man of the sea
I would bathe the lovely mermaids
If I were the old man of the seawee wee, seaweeds
I'd bathe the lovely mermaids