Baby Gramps
Richard Thompson
John C. Reilly
Nick Cave
Loudon Wainwright III
Three Pruned Men
Bryan Ferry
Robin Holcomb & Akron/Family
Bill Frisell
Joseph Arthur
Marc Anthony Thompson
David Thomas
Sting
Teddy Thompson
Rufus Wainwright & Kate McGarrigle
Gavin Friday
Eliza Carthy
Martin Carthy &
Bob Neuwirth
Bono
Lucinda Williams
Jack Shitt & Richard Greene
Mary Margaret O’Hara
Jack Shitt
Loudon Wainwright III
White Magic
Nick Cave
Bryan Ferry & ANOHNI
Akron/Family
Martin Carthy
Richard Greene & Ricky Jay
Andrea Corr
John C. Reilly
David Thomas
Ed Harcourt
Stan Ridgway
Baby Gramps
Van Dyke Parks
Sting
Jolie Holland
Jarvis Cocker
Lou Reed
Ralph Steadman & Ed Harcourt & Robyn Hitchcock
There were four old whores from Baltimore
Drinking the blood red wine
And all the conversation was
“Yours is smaller than mine.”
Through me roly, poly, tickle my hole-y
Smell of my slimy slough
And drag your nuts across me guts
I’m one of the whorey crew
“You’re a liar,” said the first whore
“Mine’s as big as the air
The birds fly in, the birds fly out
And never touch a hair.”
“You’re a liar.” said the second
“Mine’s as big as the sea
The ship sails in, the ship sails out
Never troubles me.”
“You’re a liar,” said the third whore
“Mine’s as big as the moon
The men jump in, the men jump out
Never touch the womb.”
Swab your decks, me hearties
Slice them up with pride
Light your oars, you sons of whores
Yours is smaller than mine
“You’re a liar,” said the last whore
“Mine’s the biggest of all
The fleet sailed in on the first of June
And didn’t come back till Fall.”
Baltimore Whores was written by Traditional.
Baltimore Whores was produced by Hal Willner.