Oh crap...

[Intro: MADic]
Oh fuck...
Excuse me, sir, are you are right? Are you okay, sir?
This is no kind of behavior for a library!
Do you need help? Do you know where you are, sir?
Get out of this library right now!
Sir? Hello, sir? Hello?

[Verse 1: MADic]
Oh crap, it happened again
Got a can of the Pabst and a flagon of gin
Your halfway to blacked out staggering friend
Fast walking and smack talking, I'm back on a binge
Oh shit, I’m second guessing ingesting
That zesty second medical edible 'cause it testing my sense of perception [woah]
Stressing cause my breakfast heading the wrong direction in my intestines
Eggs now pressing for exit [uggh]
But it's too late, I’m too turnt with two dates
I move great, I'm fly, fuck a wing man and crew mates [holla holla]
Nah, they all ditched six hours ago
But the after party popping at McDonald's fa sho [yo, who want a Big Mac?]
Tryna convince a couple hotties I seen
That with my lottery schemes soon I'll have Donald T dough [I got this money, girl]
They dug it, I said fuck it, took they nuggets and ran [see ya]
Then threw up on my pants like you done it again, my man

[Hook: MADic]
Yo, I think I might be drunk
Oh crap
Throwing up all this liquor in your trunk
Oh crap
Not a wise thinker what I thunk
Oh crap
Yo, you got any more liquor I can chug?
Oh crap

[Verse 2: Craves]
Oh shit, I'm on the top of a bus
That's a real bad place for a guy to wake up [looking bad]
Rolled off the top got a compound fracture
But I'm off a fifth of Pepe so I hit em with the laughter [hah]
Strolled down the street and then I got busy [yes]
King of a very small city [four thousand people]
Looking super pretty but my underpants are shitty
Got naked at the bar and I started singing Missy [shipenye]
All I had was a buck fifty [change]
And the whole floor started moving getting hella shifty [move]
Hit the dance floor and did the Macarena
'Cause I got no time for the drama and complainers [no]
Cutting rugs and my moves are sick [yes]
Oh man, I think I gotta shit [shit]
Went into the alleyway so I can take a crap [crap]
This pile of trash, good place for a nap [snooze]

[Hook: MADic]
Yo, I think I might be drunk
Oh crap
Throwing up all this liquor in your trunk
Oh crap
Not a wise thinker what I thunk
Oh crap
Yo, you got any more liquor I can chug?
Oh crap

[Verse 3: MADic]
It’s about a quarter to six
Doing the shuffle, holding in about a quart of the piss
I gotta hustle [fuck, fuck, fuck], hit the alleyway behind a dumpster
Look to the left, it’s another motherfucker [the fuck is that?]

[Verse 3: Craves]
Waking up from a typical trash nap
Some guy's over there pissing while he raps
He looks like ten shades of shit
And if he pisses on my bed then he’s gonna get hit [dude]

[Verse 3: MADic]
Dude's bugging and it's fucking up my stream
He's lying in puddle of Nutter Butters and pee [gross]
Duck sauce and weaves, I think he might of OD’d
Oh well, what the hell, we make a hell of a team [yeah]

[Verse 3: Craves]
Me and this guy we 'bout to make a covenant
Exchange the mixtape, rap game we running it
Cut open my palm and he cut his too
Blood brothers for life, now he's got AIDS too

[Outro: MADic]
Wait, wait, what?