Ode To Johny

[Intro]
This is dedicated to my homie Johny
He been through some stuff
You know, we be at the rap game for life

[Verse 1]
Johny, where you been? I tried to call your phone but you won’t pick up
I know you’re busy with your career, but a homie gotta bring up
All the crazy things that’s happening all over the damn world
Everybody’s talkin’ bout ya, its circulating like a twirl

[Verse 2]
People finding clips of ya committing theft, it’s going viral
I heard that ya father treat you wrong and now he’s under trial
Starvin’ your whole goddamn life and all you’re left to eat is sugar
Your family caught it on camera, I wonder if they a Booker

[Interlude]
You know, this whole thing is just like DaddyOFive, know what I mean? Except, with Johny... Damn

[Verse 3]
You’re on a stage with random strangers and nobody’s allowed to eat
But when you eat your tooth starts paining, thus the food is not complete
I think they been drugging you, you’re much more than what’s shown on screen
And the part that really scares me is the fact that your boss is a machine
I don’t know how you got here but the thought of it makes me turn green
A full on gangsta transformed child that’s ridiculed in every scene
And just when justice comes your way the workers have to intervene
And keep you trapped inside a cell where everything seems so damn free
Johny, we used to be homies
If something was going wrong maybe you could’ve just shown me
I know you got your gangsta roots still buried deep deep down inside you
Overrule your CG parents and let your true hometown guide you

[Verse 4]
Pull up on ya wheels, yuh, that is on the reals, yuh
Rollie shine, it kills, yuh, I ain’t payin bills, yuh
Girl left me with feels, yuh, makin all the deals, yuh
Ice it gives me chills, yuh, that’s what we be feels, yuh
Johny, remember all those times?
Where we brought both our Ben 10 watches to school to see which one shines better
We wanted this life ever since we were 5
I mean, that’s your age right now, but you get my point, okay?
You’re brainwashed by the machines, put you in front of screens
And told to you watch Minecraft or something, I don’t know
Kids are gullible (no offense), they sucked you into their deal
You’re speaking incorrect English but to you it’s all real
At first I thought you got a record deal, guess how it made me feel
I was overwhelmed with joy, you’re 3 times younger, what a steal
Your songs, I get the appeal, but the videos, what, for real?
What were they SMOKING when they came up with this stuff?

[Interlude]
No actually? You got a… talking refrigerator? Who stores their sauces in a freezer? And… what’s this say… IT MAKES YOU GUM PROBLEMS? (laughs) Oh, I’m gonna be here forever. Oh, track’s not over yet? Cool, we’ve ended a track with talking way too many times already

[Verse 5]
Come on now, I want you Johny
This is not who you are Johny
Right now I’ve got Yung Chug Jug but he’s nothing compared to Johny
Please don’t forget about the homies, I swear that we really tried
I know you’re somewhere out there Johny, please don’t live your life a lie