Freshman

[Intro]
Yo
This track is boutta be real, so real
Everyone knows rappers have their come-up story
Like Kanye and that biracial guy who keeps saying he’s the illest or whatever, he needs a checkup
Yeah I’m doing that, it sounds cool

[Verse]
I started out as a freshman
Never knew what rapping was
Always thought it was rapping about chains and drugs
Which it was, but it’s so much more
Now I get to flex on all the bullies, never let me play with my LEGOs
When we meet each other again, they gon’ only have one leggos
I tried rapping about Minecraft, it was all I ever knew
I had a poster up on my wall, and the bed sheets too
They had a grass-like texture, and so did my clothes
I was a true epic gamer, but I still am though
I made Minecraft parodies all day
It was so damn fun, I must say
I uploaded them to YouTube
All I got was a flash flood of hate
14 year olds calling me cringy, saying hiss in the comments
That was the day I heard about Leafy, my arch-nemesis
I decided to make a diss track, but people still cringed
So I deleted my whole channel, but I’m not that cowardly anymore
I’ll hold open the door, then slam it in his face
Now onto the next segment of the story, the Lil Karat Stixx phase

[Verse 2]
Had an iPad app called Voloco, filled my voice with autotune
Now let’s just skip past all that cause it’s something I just don’t wanna go back to
I joined the almighty “trap rap club”, or a highschool party
Played stuff like Gucci Gang, mainly just Top 40
I saw a bowl of blackcurrant juice, took a big damn sip
Then a friend came to me and told me, “That was lean you brainlet!”
I was a little confused, so I asked him “What’s lean?”
“It’s cough syrup and soda” I spit the drink out all over his jeans
“That’s freaking disgusting! Why the hell would you drink this?”
“It’s what mumble rappers do, are you trying to diss?”
“What no, I’m just new to this stuff!” “Okay, fair enough”
“Let me teach you the ways of mumble rap, so it’s not too rough”
That friend grew up to be Yung Chug Jug, autotune guy from the last song
We made a bunch of hits together, well they weren’t that strong
They were a bit too long, one was like 27 minutes
We forgot to press stop, and just mumble rapped to our very limits

[Verse 3]
I don’t know if I’ll drop the track or not, probably not to be honest
But here I am, rapping on this track, and I’m so damn astonished
I’m here in my own studio, and I get to diss whoever I want
Hey Tyler, you’re so damn annoying, Marcus stop obsessing over which word font fits your biological research presentation best
Just choose Comic Sans
I be dissing so hard, the victims turn into Sans
This was a pretty fire track, just like most of my others
Not to brag or anything, but I got dollars
In the future I’ll be bigger than Drake, I’ll have billboards all to my name
I’ll own a whole fast food company, called Karat Stixx Flamed
I’ll promote a new Apple product, all the sample songs will be mine
I’ll have a international mandatory holiday, and basically the design
Is based around me
You all wear chains and Supreme
Listen to my music all day, now that’d be the dream
Maybe I’ll release my Minecraft parodies, and they’ll still be fire
My factions server already treats me like a god, this’ll be their greatest desire
The come up was long and hard, but it was all damn worth it
I spent hours perfecting my legacy, what I have now, I deserve it
Those bullies I mentioned? Probably scared of me now
6 followers on Soundcloud, to them it’s like “Wow!”
Now I’ve got all these diamonds, and all of this cash
What should I do with this? Well probably splash!
My rap skills are unable to be challenged, I’ll never have a successor
I used to be a freshman, now I’m the goddamn professor