Noodles Can’t Be Beat

[Intro: Colonel Noodle & PaRappa the Rapper]
Yeah (Yeah)
Yeah, we're (Haha) gonna bring it down like this, y'all
(Yep yep)
I'm gonna let my man PaRappa know (Word) that noodles rule the world
Yeah, yeah, that little slippery thing tastes so good all the time
Yeah, yeah, that's right (Aight)
It goes a little something like this
Stay with me now, (Yeah)
Here we go (Like this, like this)

[Interlude: Colonel Noodle]
In parenthesis, let me stress the fact clearly
No matter what the deal, I crave for this dearly
The so-called noodles you find in spaghetti
Are sweeter than idols, do damage like machetes
Without a doubt, I got the flow
Coming at ya live, bring the place alive
Eery single day I jive
With the thought, comes my direct actions
Ask my followers, they'll say it's an addiction

[Verse 1: Colonel Noodle & PaRappa the Rapper]
Slurp it, suck it, I know you all like it
(Slurp it, suck it, I know we all like it)
Smell it, taste it, pasta in a market
(Smell it, taste it, fruit in a basket)
Chinese, Italian, Thai or Jamaican
(Mexican, Egyptian, English, Korean)
Anything goes, even Hawaiian
(Anything goes, even Alaskan)

[Bridge: Colonel Noodle & PaRappa the Rapper]
Long, and chewy (Uh-huh uh-huh)
Occasionally gooey
The best things in life taste good with chop (chop) suey! (suey!)
8 minutes to boil, and 2 minutes to eat (Uh-huh)

Admit it, kid, you know noodles can't be beat (Hoo!)

[Song is interrupted by the sound PJ Berri's DJ Booth crashing through a nearby wall, shutting the power off. Several characters are muttering to each other in confusion. After a moment, the song continues.]

[Verse 2: Colonel Noodle & PaRappa the Rapper]
Roll it on your spoon, create your own boom
(Roll it on my spoon, create my own boom)
I bet you didn't know; noodles' the rules
(I bet you didn't know; there are no rules)
Sushi, burgers, they all taste good
(Pizza, burritos, they all taste good)
As long as they got noodles, the king of all foods
(As long as they love food, then any thing's cool)

[Bridge 2: Colonel Noodle & PaRappa the Rapper]
Hip hop music (Hip hop) with an old school (hip hop) twist
I keep the place intact and do a rap like this (Like this)
You can use a spoon, fork, knife or even chopsticks
Come on kid, get down with the mix (Uh)

[Verse 3: Colonel Noodle & PaRappa the Rapper]
N-double O-D-L-E-S
(C-double O-K-I-E-S)
Great tasting pasta, blow to your chest
(Great tasting sweets, blow to my chest)
Ramen, udon, soba, you name it
(Brownies, a pie, a shake, you name it)
Any type of noodles you like, yes, I got it
(Any type of sweets you like, yes, I got it)

[Bridge 3: Colonel Noodle & PaRappa the Rapper]
Whatever your thoughts may be (May be), I'm bound to be
The king of all foods, with noodles as the key (as the key)
Full of pride, and glory way up above
'Cause here I come y'all, full of noodles and love!

[Verse 4: Colonel Noodle & PaRappa the Rapper]
Noodles are the best, no doubt, can't deny
Taste better than water, but don't ask me why
(Noodles are the best, no doubt, can't deny
Taste better than water, but don't ask you why)
But then again, many things can be tasty
Cornbread, potatoes, rice and even pastries
(But then again, many things can be tasty
Cornbread, potatoes, rice and even pastries.)
Then why do I, love noodles so dearly?
It makes no sense. I must've sounded real eerie
(Then why do you, love noodles so dearly?
It makes no sense. You must've sounded real eerie)
Thanks, brother, for letting me understand
That a man must understand to keep his options open
(You're welcome, brother, for letting you understand
That a man must understand to keep his options open)

[Spoken: Colonel Noodle & PaRappa the Rapper]
(See? Noodles aren't the only food around you know)
Yeah, you're right, I'm up for some noodle sushi