BIG

[Intro: Guru Ant]
Yeah...
You wanna be big?
You wanna grow big...

[Interlude: Guru Ant]
Revolutions all the time, people changing the world with crime
With violence and anger, hunger, whatever
I find that ridiculous, if not meticulous
I do my best to guard my own premises

[Lesson 1: Guru Ant & PaRappa the Rapper]
What's your name? What's your name, fool?
(What's my name? What's my name, fool?)
What's that sound? Who that be? Huh?
(What's that sound? Who that be? Huh?)
Where you come from? Where you come from?
(Where I come from? Where I come from?)
You think you're big? You think you're big, kid?
(I think I'm big? I think I'm big, kid?)
Is your desire to grow back again?
(Is my desire to grow back again?)
You came to the right place, I'll make you big
(I came to the right place, you'll make me big)
Now!

[Interlude: Guru Ant]
What's this? What's this? What's this? A trick with a twist?
Somebody do something, call somebody and make it quick
I'm sorry, I lied
Just wanted, to guide
Everybody through this and go with the ride

[Lesson 2: Guru Ant & PaRappa the Rapper]
Pull the lever or whatever, right now, right now!
(Pull the lever or whatever, right now, right now!)
Better make it quick, hey hey, look down
(Better make it quick, hey hey, look down)
Get me out of this and now push the button
(Get you out of this and now push the button)
Come on! Come on! I'm big all of a sudden!
(Come on! Come on! You're big all of a sudden!)
What's going on? What's going on? I'm really scared!
(What's going on? What's going on? You're really scared!)
S-O-S! S.O.S. Please handle me with care!
(S-O-S! S.O.S. Please handle you with care!)
Now!

[Interlude: Guru Ant]
Kick it, stick it, lift it, pick it
You'll never see me scared, I'm straight up legit
Always in control, I control my hood
Taking care of business, and stopping crime for good

[Lesson 3: Guru Ant & PaRappa the Rapper]
I wasn't scared, you must've been dreaming
(You weren't scared, I must've been dreaming)
Better believe it. My mind, it's like a demon
(Better believe it. Your mind, it's like a demon)
I am the lord, everybody knows my name
(You am the lord, everybody knows your name)
I got it all, cash, money, fame
(You got it all, cash, money, fame)
Now back to business, you wanna grow big, right?
(Now back to business, I want to grow big, right.)
Let's not waste no time, here we go, alright?
(Let's not waste no time, here we go, alright?)
Now!|

[Interlude: Guru Ant]
Ho, ho, yeah, you see?
I am the only micro master that guarantees and sees
The final plot coming, no denying, so beware
But let me tell you son, I'm really scared!

[Lesson 4: Guru Ant & PaRappa the Rapper]
It'll never happen again, I promise, I promise!
(It'll never happen again, you promise, You promise!)
I'll do anything! A hug? A kiss?
(You'll do anything! A hug? A kiss?)
I don't know what to do! It's all because of you!
(You don't know what to do! It's all because of me!)
I enjoy my size. My charm too
(You enjoy your size, your charm too)
Put me back, son, come on, I gotta go
(Put you back, son, come on, you gotta go)
Or I'm gonna miss my favorite TV show
(Or you're gonna miss your favorite TV show)
Now!

[Outro: Guru Ant & PaRappa the Rapper]
Hey, you're pretty mature than I thought! Good going!
Heh, thanks. But you're still bigger than your normal size
(*Gasp*) You're right! Make me small again!