No Pants!

I don’t know if they’re expecting like some rock of sorts
But I’m just tearing up the mic here in my boxer shorts
It’s No Pants Day, and there’s no hate;
“Songs To Wear Pants To” doesn’t mean “songs you can’t play
When you’re naked, nude, not decent, in the buff
Had enough with the pantaloons that you recently scuffed up…”
Wowsers! Check out these trousers, or lack thereof!
It’s MC Underwear here bringing back the love
So don’t ruin it - step out of the pants, by now it should be intuitive. Everybody’s doing it, it’s not even a problem
Sweatpants to jeans to dress slacks, capris, just drop them