Geometry Is the New Calculus

George the geometry textbook was just sunbathing on a desk
When Olivia the overhead ceiling fan fell and made a mess
But George put her back together ’cause he knew the angles at which she fit
And in return Olivia blew a breeze through the classroom that was so hot and sunlit

They became inseparable
And they planned a vacation
But Olivia was electrical
And that meant that she was stationary, babe

George visited his llama friend Lois, who knew all about electricity
She evaluated the situation, and built Olivia a solar-powered battery

Now they could go anywhere they wished to
They could go all around the world
Power outlets were not an issue
George hit the beach with his beautiful girl. Alright!

[Outro]
And then they had a family reunion in Canada