No Kidding

You don't understand the business end, I can’t tell you what the product is
We provide goods and services for a nominal fee
We're listed in the first volume of the white part of the phone book
Don't call if you have to ask, we don’t have time for questions

Just stop me if you've heard this one about how the west was really won
Satisfaction's guaranteed if you act right now

Supply the candy before it sours, we'll be there within the hour
We could be a charity, we don't put on that show
We've invested in WattSaver's lines, we have no need to advertise
Besides, if we could tell you, would you even want to know?

No, you'd stop me if you’ve heard this one about how the west was really won
Satisfaction’s guaranteed if you act right now
Operators are standing by, call us from your domiciles
Pull out the plastic cards, we work cheaply

Stop me if you've heard this one about how the west was really won
Satisfaction’s guaranteed if you act right now
Operators are standing by, call us from your domiciles
And pull out the plastic cards, we work cheaply
Stop me if you've heard this one about how the west was really won
Satisfaction's guaranteed if you act right now
Operators are standing by, call us from your domiciles
Pull out the plastic cards, we work cheaply