New Rap

[Intro]
Sup y'all
It's your boy, L-D
A.K.A. Slim Boner
This does not have shit to do with Sports Center
But I want to dedicate this to all the Sports Center anchors out there making our nights easier

[Verse 1]
Ay, what's really really good wit it
Dicky rollin swishers, switch da role up, now the Jew killin shit
Excuse me, ma attitude be, a little crude
For da few people, tryna boo, and screw and shoo me
Ma crew be sayin that I'm focused for real
And soon dude'll play dem women like he coachin Brazil, I'm ill
Score wit bitches bro, yain't get that punchline?
Love dimes, drum line, cherry coke and lunch time
Damn, how you spittin so ridiculous wit it
Da kid been killin
All his writtens meticulously
Cause Dicky getting sick
Of these bitches spittin chicken shit, literally
Listen to little b, piss on the industry, shit isn't pretty
But LD, whaddup, ya boy been spittin hot
Weird, but it's cool like boy when he kiss his pop
I'm here, makin noise, better get a mop
Cause I'm bout to shit all up on hip-hop

[Hook]
So if you want it wit me
You know I'm clubbin wit a chubby
Prolly tuckin ma D
Cause I been really good livin
Philly D ma hood chillin
If you really good feelin
Holla back at dude killin em
L-I-L dicky flowin it up
Westside, getting high, yea we blowin it uppp now
So if you really getting sick. of this new crap
Then listen up, cause Dicky been spittin new rap

[Verse 2]
Das dat good shit
Read about that shit
I'm tweeting bout that shit
I'm making a believer outcho bitch
I'm freakin out dis bitch
I'm skeeting where you eatin' outcho bitch
I cheef a mound piff, and now I'm really freakin out this bitch bro
I'm the biggest pussy rappin all day
I'mma represent it lovin me some rent on broadway
Call it gay, but fuck it, it's really lovely
To come up in really comfy pajamas
Wit a mama and knowledge of commas and college
But all these other rappers think thuggin is cool
These mafuckas so redundant wit the drugs in the jewels
But I ain't buggin... ma stomach getting sun by the pool
I'm wit a mexicano jawn straight getting azul
Fo'real tho
Real flowin, jabronis is still frontin wit it
Real open spittin, ma dick is a mere couple inches
Meals made of truffle
Ma kitchen is real troublesome
I'm real good at hugging, and snugglin
Somewhat at fuckin and

[Hook]