Never Give Gum To A Guppy

NEVER GIVE GUM TO A GUPPY

Chorus:
Never give gum to a guppy, even if it begs like a puppy
Yes, it will be terrible, oh, simply unbearable
For gum was not meant for a guppy

A warning to fish, who might have a wish
To chew bubblegum underwater, there may be trouble
When you blow a bubble, cause you’ll no longer be underwater!

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You may start to float, like a very large boat
With your fins flopping out of the water
Even fish know the rules
There’s no gum in “schools”
For gum was not meant for a guppy

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Copyright 1989 Rainbow Planet Music (ASCAP)