Never Been Handsome

[Verse 1]
I’ve never been handsome
I ain’t got the face
Someone booked my looks
And shot ‘em up in space
All extremities
Like a canvas stretched
S’pose my nose’ll poke out one day
Beneath my neck
But I ain’t sad about it
I don’t envy
All you pretty boys
And yer morning routines
Oh fuck it

[Chours]
Baby, baby, here’s the deal
You got the cash but for free I’m a steal
Baby, baby, here’s the facts
I’m in shock it’s not that I can’t react

[Verse 2]
Never been handsome
I’ve never felt clean
I’m a Datsun 120B
In a world of limousines
But I’ll buy you dinner
Steal yer drinks
And ask you always
What you really think
Howsabout it?

[Chours]
Baby, baby, here’s the deal
You got the cash but for free I’m a steal
Baby, baby, here’s the facts
I’m in shock it’s not that I can’t react

[Bridge]
I don’t waste time on mirrors, I don’t moisturise
I don’t take my vitamins like all those other guys
Guess I’m not ugly, I never stood a chance
I’ve never been handsome, thank fuck I can dance

[Outro]
Baby, baby, here’s the deal
You got the cash but for free I’m a steal
Baby, baby, here’s the facts
I’m in shock it’s not that I can’t react
Baby, baby, here’s the deal
You got the cash but for free I’m a steal
Baby, baby, here’s the facts
I’m in shock it’s not that I can’t react