Apartment for Two

[Verse 1]
Each plug is clogged with yer long dark hair
There’s half eaten pastries in the frigidaire
Cigarette butts in coffee cups and more
My nerves are shot I wait for you at night
Them boys will fuss and they will fight
In the moot pursuit of any cause

[Chours]
But I’m as happy as a clam
I’m shaky as my hands
However long you’re back home my baby
However long you’re back home

[Verse 2]
Hairdryers straighteners lesser appliances
Ballache strains on meagre finances
Howsabouts fish fingers and two flutes to fill?
I don’t buy white bread or any brown liquor
It’s organic fruit stamped by the picker
That shit is expensive so’s the electrickery bill

[Chours]
But I’m as peaceful as a lamb
My perambulent Madame
However long you’re back home my lady
Yeah

[Outro]
(Apartment for Two)
But I’m as happy as a clam
(What else can a dreamy daddy do)
Shaky as my hands
(Apartment for Two)
Yeah I’m as peaceful as a lamb
(What else can a dreamy daddy do)
However long you’re back home my baby
(What else can a dreamy daddy do)
However long you’re back home my baby
(What else can a dreamy daddy do)
However long you’re back home my baby
(What else can a dreamy daddy do)