Nerd Cave

[Hook]
I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Antisocial with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flat screen

[Verse 1: MC Chris]
I know it's wrong all day long in a coma
Watching Troma eating powdered donuts
Got a Big Gulp always time for soda
Can't get up even though I am a grown up
I like to read, smoke weed, throw a sea of grenades
I got the cul-de-sac crack, got sticky for days
I got a kid from Mississip' talking shit in my ear
I'd ask everyone over but that would be weird
I like HBO shows, Deadwood and The Wire
Got all the bounty hunters from Kotobukiya
I got the Lego 8080's, Legos really like dust
All I ask is do not touch my series of busts
But still exposition be in frankly mint condition
When I get itchin', I practice being a magician
When I get tore up or someone's thrown up in the kitchen
If it's a kitchenette you can bet that it's bitchin'

[Hook](x2)

[Verse 2: MC Chris]
I start smellin' when I'm dwellin' in my nerd cave
Gotta 'bate cause I cannot get a first date
Spank bank, an eternal case of worse case
I'm a side boob dude watch me burst paste
I know it's bad having a pad as a bachelor
I know it's weak having to speak dealer password
Bagel Bites is my vice, also fast food
I don't get at you cause I'm in a bad mood
Got a stack of Blockbusters all past due
Got a stack of back-issues in the bathroom
Got a lack of motivation and a vacuum
No regrets, just sweats and my tattoos

[Hook](x4)