Necronomicrunch

[Skit: Joe Black]
Hey kids it's me (hey), your favorite clown
The necrononomichron
Are you tired of your old boring morning cereal? (yeah)
Then it's time for a change you little bastards
Every tiny bite-sized book is flavored in the blood of the old gods (huh)
And comes jam-packed with vitamin C and D
Cereal Death
Cereal what, but are there toys inside?
Toys, you little bitch, fuck no (aww)
Every box comes with a page from the dreaded necronomicon (necro-what?)
That you can take to school and turn your bully into a school-yard bloodstain (oh my)
So hurry yo little ass to the store and cop a box of death
Drop the beat
It's little bites of flesh for breakfast, dinner, or lunch. Your favorite flavor of death, Necronomicrunch (Necronomicrunch)